Monday 19 January 2009

Rant 278 / White Sand And Black Sand Are Both Just Sand

So the trick to making pancakes is to watch the bubbles. After pouring the batter on the pan, I have to watch the bubbling on top. Waiting for the sides to brown, as some recipes say, isn't right. Perhaps my pan's too hot, but if the sides brown, the centre's black by then.

Instead, I have to watch the bubbling on top. As soon as the bubbling stops, ie no more bubbles form, it is time for me to flip the pancake. I still suck at flipping pankcakes though. Can't seem to make them perfectly round when I flip. Most of the time, some of the liquid on top is still a little runny and splatters a bit when I flip them over.






Today, technologies in sex have advanced to levels I never thought could exist. In the US, they seem to focus more on gadgets, machines that replace blow-up dolls. In Asia however, the focus is on softwares.

With the great demand for hentai games (eroge) in Japan, the constantly improving graphics technologies not only improve the gaming experience, but sexual experiences too. It used to be that all H-games were graphic novels where you click and click and poof - porn anime pictures!

Now that's no longer the case. The first time I saw something quite different was in some anime forum. Someone mentioned some 3D porn game and posted some screenshots. It turned out to be some sort of sex simulator where you click to touch the 3D girl.

You can change the angle to any that you wish with a mouse button, change the camera distance with another and choose different types of touches/fondles/etc with a menu. The positions can be changed and so can the environment, ranging from the classic high school classroom to a swimming pool to a sunny sandy beach.

The best of all was that the girls look so damn real at that time.

A few years later, another game was released into the Japanese market - a train molest/rape simulator. It was softened up dramatically to contain no violence. It was hentai after all, 3D or not 3D, so it was modelled after male fantasies. The theme was the notoriously crowded Japanese trains and the player gets to molest/rape the girls who seem to enjoy it immensely.

Similar to the first game I saw, the player can change the angles, distances, positions and touches as he wishes. In addition, they added a bar to indicate the excitement of the virtual girls so as to eventually produce a virtual orgasm. During sex, the player can choose to have different types of penetrative or non-penetrative sex and even where to release their semen (chest, face, legs, inside and etc).

Every Japanese male train passenger's dream, I guess.

Now there's a new one - the 3D Girl Creator. Just like the previous 2, the angles, distances, environments, positions, touches are up to the players. In addition, this game adds a dress-up element. So it plays like a dress-up-doll sort of game plus sex simulator.

However, they've chosen not to use the "real" look and have, instead, used the anime style, except it's 3D. Makes it look cuter. Plus some other companies, like Umemaro3D, have already brought 3D porn to levels they can't reach. On the other hand, Umemaro3D does 3D hentai movies, not games.

I tip my virtual hat to the Japanese porn industry. They are the greatest on Earth. If more people would give them their support, women would be totally free of unwanted advances from horny men. Then all women on Earth would be able to concentrate more on their work and etc because men won't be looking at them with any sort of desires anymore.

Imagine a world where all men do not desire women sexually, where virtual sex is so successful it is impossible to tell the difference between realilty and the virtual experience. Real sex will then only be for reproduction purposes, unless incubators are mass produced for this purpose.

Paradise!

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