Rant 268 / Mein Kampfy Chair

The greatest speaker is one who can make Mein Kampf a bestseller in Israel.







This blog article illustrates what I said before: that science is based on faith. Science is almost a religion, lacking only the mythical supreme being(s). None of my 5 senses tells me that atoms exist. Do atoms exist? Then whence come nuclear energy?

This is why I say science, for most of us, is close to a religion. The problem of God vs Science is akin to Christianity vs Judaism, except that some things in Science do work. Others, like the concepts of superstrings and gluons are as close to mythologies as Science can ever get. They are like science fiction, except slightly more real.

C'mon, gluons are merely a desperate attempt to explain why the nuclei of atoms haven't exploded yet despite the fact that they're filled with protons and protons repel each other. Plus gluons cannot be observed, only indirectly detected.

And best of all - it's its own anti-particle. OMGSCIENCEFICTIONLOLOLOLOL!

That's not the only thing in Science that sounds crazy; it's merely a tip of that humongous scientific iceberg.

So no one should argue that religion can be replaced be science just because religion is wholly based on faith. The only thing I find better in science is that it works more often than religion.








Here's one thing Rule 34 of the Internet has surprised me with yet again - Persona 4 already has its own doujins! Doujins, on the net, refers to manga parodies of stuff (usually anime/games) of a pornographical nature. Holy cow! The idea of a rule 34 of P4 hadn't even crossed my mind yet! It's not like P4 has any particularly sexy scenes that would make guys think of it. Pic below is fan art, I think.


Rule 34 may be one of the most important rule of the Internet. Rule 34 of the Internet states that "If it exists, there must be porn of it." True enough, it applies to everything that has any females in it and some that don't. Every single anime you can come up with, every single European mythology and fairy tales that you can remember, every single game that is out there, there is porn of it.

Hell, even Sarah Palin and Emma Watson have porn of themselves. All shooped( slang for photoshopped), but still...

Porn is the most important element of the Internet. The word "sex" is the most frequently used word in this virtual world. Internet porn is the largest internet-related industry in the world. Almost half of all websites in existence have something to do with sex. If you haven't been to one, you're pretty isolated from half the net.

And never forget - porn was the reason the Internet grew so fast (oh yes, thanks Al Gore! You're da man!). Instant access to free pics/vids of naked ladies is the next best thing to actual sex, for all straight males. And actual sex is the best thing ever in the world, for all humans. After all, all roads lead to sex and that is a fact.