Saturday 17 January 2009

Rant 275 / I Accidentally A Whole Fleshlight!

HAHAHAHAHA! Ever heard of Fleshlight? Now there's a new toy in town!

It's called the Realtouch. Basically a Fleshlight with motors and heaters. Here are some screenshots:


Look how big it is. Btw notice the symbol on the upper right corner? Yeah, there's a gay version. Instead of feeling like a vagina, the gay version probably feels like an asshole.



Heating element? Near my penis? But I'm not into S&M...

Look! No hands!

And it's USB-compatible!

Holy shit! Former NASA engineer?!


Now we just need to combine this nifty gadget with that woman-like robot that some genius built a while back to create the ultimate sex machine. LOL!

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