Friday 25 September 2009

Rant 432 / Poland Now Castrates Child Rapists

How to cook rabbits, for noob cooks.


Zombie rabbits!! The middle zombie bunny is hungry!




Taken from 4chan /ck/, the most normal (ie human) board in that website. This recipe looks like the rabbit meat is going to be very soft, to the point that the meat probably won't stick to the bone at all. If you like tougher meat, cook for less time. I don't know how long, so go ask your gf/mum/grandma for additional advice.

This set of instructions will require some experience on your part. It does not specify how much certain ingredients should be added, eg water.

A Finnish guy who hunts and cooks hares regularly also recommends replacing the rice with mashed potatoes and foxberry jam, but foxberry jam can be hard to find in Asia.

Generally most bunny recipes involves a lot of ingredients to give it flavour. This recipe is no different because it calls for 2 cups of red wine and quite a bit of herbs.

Unfortunately, it's very hard to find raw rabbit meat in Singapore. =(


It's supposed to be very soft and not particularly tasty. As soft as Singapore/Malaysian chickens (or so I've heard) and not very flavourful on its own. Also it's not high in carbohydrates, so it is possible that you can starve even if you eat 10 hares a day. Due to its high protein content, if you eat nothing but rabbit meat it's possible to get protein poisoning. So this is probably good if you want to gain muscle/lose fats without resorting to pills.



















More can be found here. Serious, no virus or whatever. =P












I remember a long time ago when a certain famous Singaporean DJ (I'm bad with the local radio scene, so I don't know any names) joked about castrating rapists. Well, POLAND IS DOING IT! And we aren't joking about it in a funny voice now! Whoever that guy was on the radio, your wish just came true! Time to get yourself Polish citizenship!

Poland on Friday approved a law making chemical castration mandatory for pedophiles in some cases... Under the law, sponsored by Poland's center-right government, pedophiles convicted of raping children under the age of 15 years or a close relative would have to undergo chemical therapy on their release from prison.


Whether this is moral depends on whether we're using your morals or my morals. My morals say they're getting wimpy and need to reinstate capital punishment, the one in which criminals are hanged, drawn and quartered.

In case you don't know what that entails, here's some copypasta from Wikipedia:

  1. Dragged on a hurdle (a wooden frame) to the place of execution. This is one possible meaning of drawn.[2]
  2. Hanged by the neck for a short time or until almost dead (hanged).
  3. Disembowelled and emasculated and the genitalia and entrails burned before the condemned's eyes (this is another meaning of drawn—see the reference to the Oxford English Dictionary below)[3][4]
  4. The body divided into four parts, then beheaded (quartered).
Pretty merciless. Totally cool if we're applying this on child rapists.

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