Wednesday 15 October 2008

Rant 200 / Fighting For Peace Is Like Fucking For Virginity

Watched the games between PoOh vs Flash in the Averatec-Intel Classic. If you haven't seen a true trashing before, here is your chance to catch a glimpse of what is one of the best definition of the word "outclass" in the form of videos.

Flash is currently the best Starcraft player in Korea, if not the world. Statistically, of course. Even the best in the world can't beat everyone all the time - he lost in the last season of this tournament to Jaedong. Damn, haven't seen Jaedong in action for a while. Been wondering about his form since the last interview of Boxer, in which he mentioned Jaedong as the player he thought was the best player at the moment. Not Flash lol.

Worse is that the Flash's twin bro joined Jaedong's clan after he lost to him last season. Interesting gossip from one the commentators.

Alright, back to the game.

Flash trashed PoOh. It was, from the very beginning, a match between David and Goliath. But this time, Goliath won. It wasn't just the strategies that Flash used, but the very basic micro skills that PoOh couldn't not match against.

In one battle in which about about 10 marines, 3-4 firebats and 3-4 medics were on their way from Flash's base to attack PoOh's Zerg base, PoOh had about 20 zerglings total from their north, east and south-west rushing into them.

Flash sent marines out into some 3 lines around his medics and firebats as meat shields while the zerglings were unable to kill anything but the firebats, because running in takes time and they were being shot at constantly by the marines. If they don't kill the marines, the marines can keep shooting at them for a second or two while they run and don't do any damage to any terran units. Most likely, they will die before reach the firebats.

Or another time when he harassed PoOh with a few marines and SCV in an early game rush, he did it even though they both knew each other knew. PoOh prepared about 8 drones to defend against the 2 SCVs and 3 marines. The Terrans came, they shot at the drones that surrounded them for a few moments, but due to Flash's superior micro ability, about 5 drones died while Flash lost nothing. NOTHING, not even ONE of the SCVs which were there as the meatshields.








The internet meme, FAIL, has exploded from 4chan to all over the american media during the start of the economic crisis. A journalist actually wrote an article explaining the FAIL meme here. LOL!





Just found out the term for the fetish for breasts: mazophilia. This is a very common fetish in the US because fake breasts are the norm in their porn. It's like if you don't have fake breasts you won't get anywhere in their porn industry, unless you're stunningly gorgeous.

Also common in Japan. Clearly illustrated in their animes, where every single female has large breasts, unless she is supposed to be underaged.







Everytime I eat instant noodles, it's a reminder to myself why I have fewer than 5 packets of instant noodles in my drawers in the first place while keeping about 10 packets of instant beehoon at the same time. It's as if every time I forget why instant noodles suck, I open a packet, cook and eat it and "Eureka! So that's why I hated instant noodles!"

But I still keep a few because sometimes, I can eat it without cooking as a quick meal/snack.






I feel guilty for not putting in any effort into my Tech Comm project. Now that I'm doing my Powerpoint slides to present the parts assigned to me, I realize that my group members not only suck in Engrish, but also suck in understanding what they're supposed to discuss.

At the moment, I need to present the Implementation (done by me) using solar panels on cars and the Efficiency of the same topic (done by some guy). Implementation was a simple affair of pasting a photo of a car with a solar panel as a roof and describing what was done to it.

Efficiency, though, was awful. My understanding of what's supposed to be described under Efficiency of solar power in cars is to talk about how well they convert sunlight to energy and how the weight of the car with the addition of the battery will limit the distance it can travel.

Instead, only the former was discussed, plus the efficiency of petrol and diesel. How much energy a hundred litres of petrol and diesel can give us. WTF was that for?? There is no link between the efficiency of oil and solar panels other than the fact that they are both "efficiencies"! How to discuss and compare? Shouldn't we discuss in terms of weight and distance and cost? Cost-efficiency not energy-efficiency!!!!!

In short:

efficiency of solar panel = how much electricity produced per unit amount of sunlight received
efficiency of petrol = how much energy produced per unit amount of petrol burnt

How to compare???

But it's also partly my fault for not seeing it until after I have submitted the hardcopy. I was too lazy to understand their parts, trusting them to do things properly. In fact, all I did was check the grammar. My bad. But I'm not the group leader. Alright, bad excuse. These days, being in the position of group leader doesn't mean shit.

I'm sorry but still, fuck y'all for sucking as much as I do whenever I don't give a damn.

Now that I'm presenting this part, I'm going to skip the part where my group leader explains how many megajoules of energy we can get for each hundred litres of petrol burnt. And the formula for calculating the efficiency of a solar cell. Heck, I want to skip the energy-efficiency altogether.

I want to talk about the cost-efficiency of putting solar panels on cars and comparing it with using petrol, but I can't because I have to follow what is in the report!

But of course, we can't always have what we want. Therefore, :(

The more I re-read the report, the more retarded it sounds. First of all,we have been comparing the cost of installing solar panels on all cars in Sg with the cost of all the oil cars consume in Sg in a day. A DAY.

Second is the fact that the cost of installing solar panels isn't backed by any text. He just pulled the number out of his ass! WTF! Nooooooo! What have I done??? I'm prepared to get a B- for this module now.

My group members don't even know that Watt is the unit for power and energy consumption is NOT CALCULATED IN FUCKING WATTS!!! ARGH! I'M SO PISSED I WANT TO CRY!! Don't they ever look at their utility meters outside their homes?

IT'S FUCKING WATT-HOURS!!! HOW THE FUCK DO YOU CALCULATE ENERGY CONSUMPTION OF ALL CARS PER DAY IN MOTHERFUCKING WATTS?!?!??! FOR FUCK SAKE, YOU ARE FUTURE ENGINEERS! ENGINEERS! AND YOU DON'T KNOW WATT-HOUR!! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

What have I done? By slacking too much and not paying attention to the work of my fellow retards, my report has become as retarded as it can ever be. Damn.

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On the other hand, though I'm having a busy day today (it's 2.45am on Fri now), I'm planning to test some chocolate fondue in hall tonight. This will depend on whether I have an hour to spare to go to JP's NTUC to buy some fruits and possibly a ceramic mug/bowl. This time, I will make sure I don't burn it. I overcooked the chocolate a little the last time, and though the taste was covered by the bananas' sweetness, the chocolate was not delicious when eaten by itself.

But it depends on whether I'm going to have the time.






Now I finally recognize what the game my dear neighbour is playing. Diablo 2!! I kept trying to match the shouts to DotA heroes, but couldn't until today when I heard a high-pitch noise that was the sound of him picking up a gem!





And here I dump more wallpapers.







I'm beginning to forget what I have uploaded, so if any of these are repeats, I'm very sorry that you actually mind.

Looking through my wallpaper folder, I realize that I have only 1 that's even remotely close to M18. And I saved it because it is so irresistably hot, it almost burns the eyes. Not uploaded here.

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