Thursday 19 May 2011

Rant 780 / The Witcher 2 Sex Scene

So 2 characters in Portal 2 made fun of adopted children. Now the parents of adopted kids are unhappy about that. What about the insults about being fat??? Why aren't the fat people or their parents complaining about the game? Everybody is ignoring all the overweight people who were emotionally damaged by this game.

Why? Are fat people less human than adopted children?

:3



"We did contact Sony who distributes the game. They told us to contact Valve, the company that actually created the game. I did; we've not heard back from them."

"They're passing the buck on to somebody else."

"It certainly seems that way."

The things people say to get themselves noticed.











Oh crap! I just realized I've something very important in my old Caviar Black HDD that I did not back up - my list of spare emails!!! Although half of them have Facebook accounts which I can trace back, it means I've lost the other half. Or at least I think it's half the list.













Cisco auxiliary police slamming some asshole onto the floor... Like a boss!!

The other guy started shoving the policeman first, so the latter's response was pretty legit IMO. That Cisco guy must have felt so good after that.











The page views of this blog just exceeded the 300 mark for the first time AFAIK.






Like I've said before, I don't watch this number all the time so I cannot confirm if this is just a random spike or if it's constant.

Back when I first discovered this Stats page I used to watch it a bit, so I've seen spikes a few times. I'm guessing that happens when some bored person discovers this blog, finds it interesting and shows it to his friends. Pageview count rises.

His friends would check it out and decide it's not a blog they would visit regularly, or ever again. Pageview count drops back to normal.

Still, it's 300, a pretty big number for a blog that used to be getting 50 views per day last year.

And I have no idea why it's rising.

A stranger thing is that unlike before, there is no longer a single rant that attracts most of the attention. It used to be that the Zalgo rant got like half the page views of this blog or something before the Guile nonsense totally killed the traffic to that page until recently, but now as you can see, the most visited is number 163 in which I described one of the matches I watched on Starcraft 1 GSL, and it is not even ahead of the second most popular rant by a lot.

Judging from the number of page views in the last month, this number is either a spike or it only began this month. 4574 / 30 is only about 152.4 which is only half of this 300 mark.

Most likely a huge spike. The likelihood of pageviews doubling and staying there for no apparent reason is too improbable to be taken seriously.


Oh, and some people came here looking for Witcher 2 porn. I have no idea why Google is including this blog among the results for search terms like "Witcher 2 nudity" and "Witcher 2 nude".


Apparently Google thinks what I have here is some kind of Witcher 2 porn blog or something.

Seriously, Google,



Moreover, Witcher 2 was released only yesterday and everyone's searching for uploads of rule 34 of it already!

The Internet is truly for porn.












11pm. No call from Bell yet.

...


1.35pm. Got a call from the technician from Bell asking me to tell him what the problem is. Apparently it booted up just fine and he's now testing the RAM and HDD. Since it's a random thing and there is currently no offline game in the brand new Caviar Black, I understand that he may not find what is wrong.

Did I mention I removed the Blue before I brought it there? Probably not. It wasn't necessary to the troubleshoot process anyway.

I do hope he will find out what's wrong and prove me wrong. Would be a big waste of time and money if he doesn't.

But que sera sera.














What a majestic sight! What graceful flight from a lawnmower!

What exactly is the purpose of giving the power of flight to a lawnmower anyway?









Just received this promotional offer from Starhub via SMS saying if I recontract within the month I can get either the HTC Mozart or LG Optimus 7 for free.

Sounds good. In fact I like the Mozart for its 8MP camera which exceeds even the 6MP of my current camera.

But...

It's the PC Show next month!

It's one of the biggest, if not the biggest, technological expo in Singapore every year. Doubtless Starhub will have a huge booth there displaying many fantastic promotions.

The thing is, will they be as good as this?

Maybe.

Heck, I'll wait till next month.

Current list of items to be bought during PC Show:

1) Tablet (preferably with TV Out)
2) Handphone (recontract)
3) Camera (if the new handphone doesn't have a better resolution than my current camera, which is unlikely)
4) Printer ink (if available)













Senior Minister Goh is going to retire and become an Emeritus Senior Minister instead. It's most likely just an empty title that allows him to have something similar to the post of Minister Mentor without having any duty whatsoever.

I don't believe he's going to get paid for this position but I don't know. It wouldn't make sense.

I like this post made just for him. It acknowledges (and clearly states) the fact that he's been almost as important as LKY in the building of the country. Gives him the respect he deserves without offending LKY.











I've just noticed yet another issue I did not take into account when I calculated the number of days we can survive on our water in Die2Nite.

Concrete. I forgot about concrete.

We need water to make concrete, and each block of concrete is a defensive object which we need in order to take  advantage of the Defensive Focus upgrade, which permanently raises the Defence value of these items for free.

I'm unable to tell how many bags of cement mix we will find in the future, so this is an unknown variable in the equation, preventing me from making any accurate estimations regarding our water supply.

About 18 may be a healthy estimate still, but I can no longer be as confident about this number as before.


In any case, I have to say this is an awesome town just because we managed to construct 2 of the 4 structures that require Foundations, leaving only The Big Rebuild to be built in the very near future.

Going to complete False Town today. Only 29APs to go, 4 hours before tonight's attack.










My first defeat in LoL!



I knew it would happen someday but I was hoping it would come later.

It was mostly this newbie Mao Kai's fault who fed so badly he ended up with a 0/14 k/d ratio. My lane buddy, Ashe, wasn't exactly good either, hence she (since Ashe was female and I don't know what the player's gender was) was unable to assist me in killing the enemies most of the time. Our Ryze and Jax were great but not good enough to offset their noobness.

We got the 2 enemies in our lanes down to a tiny bit of health so many times!

Sometimes, you've got to have balls regardless of your gender, man!

Nevertheless, it was a good game. Both sides, other than these two, played well.

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