Rant 897 / More Drivel

After Terraria, I think I understand the absence of appeal.

I'm not as concerned about the bugs as I am about the lack of replayability. Building for the sake of building just isn't fun. I can just go to a beach and build sandcastles all day too, so why aren't I doing that?

Or I can just buy a bunch of Lego bricks. I'm not doing that either.

It takes a lot of imagination and a lot of interest in building your fantasies. Unfortunately the latter is mostly caused by boredom. 












RIDING LIKE A BOSS!











Holy crap!











Tried to make 回锅肉 (hui2 guo1 rou4) and failed.

The plan was the stir-fry pork with leeks and another random vegetable, but I ended up adding way too much cabbage, causing the packet of sauce to be insufficient.

The dish was... edible.

At least the soup was a success. The seven sets of chicken bones really worked, and all the cartilage was gone after about 4 hours of boiling on the low heat.

Asked my bro to watch the pot whenI had to go out for work 1 hour after I started making the soup. All he had to do was check the pot every 30mins and make sure the pot was at least half full.

The soup itself was simple. Just the bones and some Chinese shiitake mushrooms.

And the salmon was nothing out of the ordinary. This was the third time I fried salmon and I've already gotten the hang of it.

In the land of Skyrim, the player starts off as a captured terrorist, who has been caught plotting to destroy the golden empire by using dragons. Before the player gets to take control of his avatar, they are asked to create a character, which is purely the liberal’s way of teaching out kids that modifying and gender changing one’s self is fun and normal. Once the player has decided if they want to be a female wood fairy or an black ogre from Stormwind, they get to take control of their hell spawned fictitious demon.

Right off the bat, the gay supporting software company Blizzard, shows the player images of decapitations and after the third of forth head chopping, a necromatic dragon appears and sets the player free from righteous punishment. Now that the player is free, they will spend the next 400 hours robbing people, killing villagers, crafting sexual items, fornicate with elves and other Harry Potter style animals and also learn how to conjure up black magic.

Once they player has finish killing all the people in Skyrim, his final battle is to have a mass dragon orgy with his fellow homosexual warriors he meets on his way and all take turns impregnating the dragon with homosexual dragon eggs. Once the dragon has been backdoor feasted, the player must kill it. The dragon needs to be killed, so the spirit of death and gayness can enter the new eggs and reek havoc onto the rest of the world. This new destruction will be playable in the next Skyrim saga.

This is epic stuff. The writer sounds so much like one of those seriously homophobic guys who are actually closet homosexuals.

In case you didn't get it, the website is about mocking conservative Christians.

Lastly, I'd buy this version of Skyrim, mainly just to see what homosexual eggs look like.