Friday 23 April 2010

Rant 529 / Age Data

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/533302

Sydney Shark! This is the sequel to Miami Shark. If you thought the first game contained insane exaggeration, you MUST play Sydney Shark and near the end, pull down the flying Chinese object. Now THAT is insane exaggeration. Link to the prequel, Miami Shark, is included in the main menu of this game.












Bad Translator! Using Google Translate 54 times, it can turn anything into anything else.

"SeƱor Hybrido"

54 translations later...

"Age data"



"Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity"

54 translations later...

"Physics"















Wait.. WHAT? A FULL FACE TRANSPLANT? WHO THE FUCK DONATED HIS FACE?



Ok serious now. The new face includes, in addition to the skin, the muscles, lips, teeth and "other facial features".

My face after I watched the video. Really. That surgeon has to be freakin talented! It's not just about pasting the skin onto the head, but also reconnecting all the nerves (includes muscles, remember? Those muscles need nerves or they'll just atrophy) and replacing the teeth and nose.














The Sun, now in HD format.













Internet addiction? Why call the need to constantly have the ability to communicate with anyone an addiction? The example they gave about the Korean parents is terrible. Gaming is not what hooked people to the Internet, instant communication is. Facebook, Messenger and emails are what is making people need the Internet. Porn too, but that's not for everyone.

Adding to what I've said in past rants about the Internet, this is just evidence that people are instinctively working towards a group mind.

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