Quote# 72237
Hear we go again. I'm Christian. To those who doubt, take this.
Fact atheism is a religion, it is something one practices.
Fact atheist have faith, faith in science.
Fact atheist have a god, it is whatever is the center of their life.
Fact atheist claim to be all-knowing, ironic isn't it.
Resume-Rob, Okcupid.com 75 Comments [4/15/2010 3:58:48 AM] Fundie Index: 67 Submitted By: Bahamut2000X
HAHAHA! Some atheists would get, at the very least, annoyed when they are told that "atheism is a religion". And it's true! Atheists have faith in science! There are so many things in science that the average atheist cannot understand and yet think that they're true. If that's not faith then nothing is.
Quote# 72059
It will be harder and harder as your profess your faith in Christ to live in this world. In some Islamic nations Christians are being put to death for their faith in the Lord Jesus. Middle East terrorists are killing in the name of their god Allah. Jews and Christians to them are infidels and of no worth.
China, the world’s largest nation has become a "killing field" for Christians. The government seems to be determined to bring Christianity to the ash heap. Government authorities interrupt their church services often in China. They are arrested, tortured, and can be killed for having church. The Jews of course have been persecuted for years.
The Bible says, "All that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution." You might say, preacher, I am not being persecuted. Then according to Jesus, you are not living as godly as you should in your daily life.
Dr. Tom Walker,
The Preacher's Corner 72 Comments [4/7/2010 11:05:39 AM]
Fundie Index: 46 Submitted By: Neserit
Any Christians reading this? You getting persecuted enough recently? You'd better find some way to get punished for being a believer then, quickly!
Quote# 72033
"Adults recognize there are crazies on both sides." - Anonymous [a concern troll]
No. Our 'Side' is rational conservatism. That automatically excludes crazies of any stripe. The Left is by definition, crazy.
Insanity; def: doing the same thing over and over, expecting a different outcome each time. Marxist, redistributionist, thugocracies have been tried many times down though history.
They always fail for the same basic reasons. Modern Leftists keep trying to make it work again and again. Fail. QED: crazy. Therefore, not 'us'.
Bomb throwing, killing, etc. is not a rational conservative response to a political issue. Therefore, not 'us' even if they call themselves Christians, etc.
So, there are NOT crazies on 'both sides'.
chuck in st paul, Moonbattery 65 Comments [4/6/2010 10:21:26 AM]
Fundie Index: 58 Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
If you don't agree, you're not a Christian. Admit the truth now because lying is a sin.
Quote# 71998
(Question: When will libs be wise enough to see that ignorance is not bad...?)
it is actually good to be "ignorant" and not be indocritnated into the teachings of this word...for example,the lie of darwin has sent many to hell!it is starting to get exposed by what it is by people you call "creationists".also,the lie of gore aka global warming just also got exposed !in fact it won't be long before the lies of einstein and newton ,and the lie of keynes are exposed for what they are as well !!!
following Jesus word, Yahoo! Answers 66 Comments [4/6/2010 3:59:10 AM] Fundie Index: 83 Submitted By: Son Goku on the Flying Nimbus
I don't know about this but... really? It's "Christian" to believe that global warming is a scam?
Another website is Conservapedia. The following was found on the front page.
It's hilarious that they are taking things so seriously they make it look like they're fighting some kind of war.
This may be subtly phrased, but its meaning is obvious.
If some issues could be resolved, they would have been long ago. People have had thousands of years to do that. If they couldn't, I don't see how it's worth my effort to try. Be and let be.
A wise man once said," Why so serious?" I hope Singaporean Christians will never be this extreme but to quote a song," Que sera sera". It's life - anything can happen. I just hope nobody ever comes up to me and try to tell me that I'm a frickin Satanist and Robert Jordan is the Anti-Christ just because I'm a fan of the Wheel of Time. All those characters who could use the One Power and the ability to create life with it, that's got to be witchcraft/occult-like.
Disclaimer: I am not deliberately picking on this particular religion. It's just so easy to find such websites about it compared to those about believers of other major religions.
That nonsense about all problems in life being trials to make people stronger, that's bull. This is said only because all those who have learnt otherwise after failing the trial isn't heard by anyone. Who listens to a loser anyway?
That dog is smart enough to come up with the idea of interspecies anal sex? Well, that's assuming homosexuality and interspecies sex are CHOICES. But it may be instinctive, just like how some men are strongly attracted to large breasts on women and some are even attracted to animal costumes. In that case it wouldn't need to be intelligent enough to think of sodomising a human, it'd just want to stick it in the boy's pooper.
Anyway they took DNA samples from it but the purpose was not explained. Were they trying to see if the dog has human genes? As if it was some human/canine hybrid from a bitch and its very desperate male owner? XD
Most importantly, "The dog ran out of the house with the boy still attached." That is truly the greatest of dogs. A pit bull it may be, but a hero it is for all sexually confused mammals.
It's not like interspecies sex is a recent human discovery. DNA evidence have shown that early humans may have had mated with monkeys over a million years ago. If it's in our DNA, it must have been pretty common in those days. Therefore, we're even closer to chimpanzees that you might have thought.
Here's a naked monkey. Feeling horny yet? It's only 3% different from a normal human, right? Obviously your ancestors weren't as picky as you are.
Ah Youtube, it's so full of shit.
A game that has no objective doesn't make it pointless. Same with life. Just because something does not have an inherent purpose does not make it completely useless. A rock next to the pavement may seem to be completely without meaning in its existence, but look underneath and see the worm that has made it its home. In other words, anything can be given a purpose, it only depends on whether you can figure out how to use them. Think MacGuyver. Useless isn't useless till one has given up on thinking of a way to use it.
See? Real hackers don't do things that don't make money. A successful hacking attempt to access the Google passwords would have allowed, in the very least, access to Gmail accounts. Email accounts may not be directly profitable, but they're a treasure trove of data including passwords to other things.
I'm not sure how this is supposed to be useful. The governments may allow them to fly but the ash cloud isn't directed by them. Ash blocking the pilots' view and clogging jet engines will still be there whether or not the EU is allowing flights. All the tests and analysis aren't proving much, not when lives are at risk here.
People will have to be quite desperate to want to fly despite the news of a new ash cloud.
In Soviet Russia, Moscow sings you!
Dschinghis Khan was a German band best known for this song, Moskau.
This was probably their last performance, which was around 10-15 years ago according to the comments. I'm pretty sure they were really singing because it sounded like someone was slightly out of tune and the bass was too loud (if you had noticed, the two male singers sang the parts with low pitch in the previous performances). Nowadays everyone lip-synchs or have to change the songs a little during the actual performances because digital editing is common in albums.
Songs in the past are different from those we hear today. They required patience since they took some time to build up. This song, Rasputin, took 1 minute to get good.
The things people sell on eBay. There's even Heinz ketchup and belachan available. Belachan I can understand, but ketchup?
I should probably get another fan or two. The main problem with my home is ventilation. We have two large windows facing east and north but they're rarely opened because we don't want to worry about closing them when it suddenly rains or when we go out.
There are also two rooms with large windows facing east but now that my bro has made one of it his own room and forced my mum to take the others as hers, both of them have taken my habit of closing their doors. To make things worse, since my mum doesn't stay in her room much she never opens her windows (she always switches on her aircon at night). My bro doesn't seem to open his window much, maybe a slit in one section, and he generally keeps his door shut.
Hence I have to keep my bathroom door open in addition to my window in hope that the air from my window would flow through my room into my bathroom and out through the tiny window there. A ventilator in my bathroom window would really help but that costs quite a bit of money. I could also install it on my own except I have no experience with this sort of thing.
The PRC is poised to take over the role of world's biggest asshole, replacing the US in the prestigious position in the near future. While the article is a joke, I'm pretty serious about this. I am expecting China to become a more hated world superpower than the Americans although it would be nice to find decent Chinese cuisine everywhere in the world the way things are with American food now.
MASSAGE HIM!
Almost all the Empires servers are being DDOSed by some guy who has too much time and money. So while the servers lag to death I'm installing Baldur's Gate 2 again. This time (all my previous saves are probably in my laptop) I'm playing as a Fighter, with Kensai as the subclass. The Kensai can do a lot of damage with swords but he cannot wear any armour. However he comes with an increased (or decreased in the old system BGII used) armour to offset the complete absence of protective gear.
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