Friday 26 January 2007

Rant 010 / A Dickhead is where the real brain of a man resides

Lust!

A sin. A natural phenomenon. A necessity in Man.

It may or may not be any any( or even all) of them. But I see Lust as is a burden.

Sex is the omnipotent solution for any problems in guys. Generally, men see sex as the goal in life. In fact, I have heard some guys saying that everything a guy does, always lead to sex. Which is what inspired me to make up the saying, " All roads lead to sex."
And it is true! At least for non-celibates. A general description of the life of a guy would be: birth, play rougher games than girls, study, girlfriends, more study, work, marriage, kids, death.

Birth. Look at it this way: U cry, and tits get pushed into your face.

Then you start playing soccer, baseball etc. An inborn urge to get fitter. Someday later u will find that useful in attracting girls.

Study. U try to be the best. Why? To get a better pay! Why? Better future! Why? Better sex.

Girlfriends. The word speaks for itself.

More study! College. Sex, study and sex all day long.

Work. Pay. Promotion. CEO. Supermodel wife.

Marriage. Mistresses.

Kids. Oh never mind that..

Death. End.

See? Everything a guy does, eventually leads to sex! If my summary isn't satisfying enough, just think on your life and everything you have been doing.

Enough with this. Time to go back to Lust.

Some women wish they were born men. Some women were born men. The former group doesn't understand what they're wishing for. The latter are smart. Being a woman without having periods must be comfortable.
Lust is like a film over a man's eyes. When a man is horny, or haven't been sexually satisfied for some time, he sees the world differently. Thoughts gradually become more inclined to sexual desires, women gradually grow hotter and eventually they will do anything for sex. When a guy hasn't had sex or masturbated for a long enough time, anything looks hot! And when he's done, it is as if he wakes up from a trance and wonders: How the heck did it/she look so sexy just now?? It is sad, but if you are a guy, you would know.
And because of this, men cannot think properly if they do not satisfy themselves regularly. Regularly can mean any amount of time to different guys. Some need it monthly, some weekly and some even daily. But the result is the same: they would do anything if they are horny enough. And whatever they do, they might not have done if their minds were clear.
Therefore it is a burden. A mental problem, and a serious one at that. It is incurable, other than by castration. But the temporary cure is pure euphoria, an ultimate happiness that cannot be found elsewhere.
The price is not worth it though. To live in this world but not be able to think clearly all the time is just horrible. Lust would make a man agree to anything when he is horny enough. But castration is just evil. Women think that their periods and the pain and such that comes with it is the greatest burden, making women deserve a better treatment than men. I think, men got the worse deal. To choose between a mental burden or a physical burden, I think the physical would be the lesser evil.
But we do not have a choice. We are born who we are and we shall be who we will be. A sex-change does solve some problems, but it brings about even worse problems. I would say daily masturbation/intercourse would be the best solution to this because it will reduce men's lust to the absolute minimum. There are studies that claim that this is not healthy, which would make sense. Men are made to help reproduce, but they aren't born sex machines. Just sperm dispensers.
However it may seem, men generally aren't the better thinkers. Lust is an incredible obstacle in men and unless one can remove it, it is better to leave the decisions to the female partner. Not that I'm saying that men aren't capable of better logic, but not all men can get rid of their lust whenever they want. Unlike women.

Gah! It sounds as if I'm whining halfway through the rant! But what's wrong with a little whining once in a while?

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