Stupidity is a wondrous thing. It is what makes brave men brave.
Never judge a dollar bill by it's face. A uglier face doesn't make it worth less.
Cosmetic surgery's greatest and most horrifying side effect? Ugly babies.
There is the truth, and there is the truth.
Male mouths and female mouths are of different shapes. Penises fit in most female mouths but not most male mouths.
Never download pron. Pron makes hands smelly.
Nubtards are not smart and they are not pro.
This aint no rant! tis jus a list! wth!
Humour requires at least one of these 2 things:
1) A less stringent filter for your thoughts,
2) quick wits.
What is a 1? Everyone filters their thoughts. They think many things every moment but only some ever remain in their minds. The rest are discarded, forgotten. Ever had a moment when you were proven wrong in something you did, and when you look back you remembered thinking about the right choice but discarded it as impossible to be right?
A less stringent filter allows one to keep somewhat random thoughts about one's current situation that may seem funny. People laugh at things that are impossible or outrageous, and related to the present. This is how 1 works.
Another thing that humour needs is diligence. Not every joke is funny to everyone. It's usually a trial-and-error thing. The only times when you can make everyone laugh is when when you know them well enough to deduce what they will all laugh at. Keep trying and surely someone will laugh at at least one of your jokes.
But humour doesn't consist of jokes only. Pranks can be funny. Comments can be funny. Many things can be funny if you put your mind to it.
Depending on what you have, you may need to abandon some types of humour. Personally I do not have a great memory. Jokes require memory. When I hear a good joke, I laugh and usually forget about it. It's tough to remember many jokes when you know not everyone you know will laugh at most of of them. One group here will laugh at these few. Another group there will laugh at those few. What is really worth remembering are, of course, jokes that most will find funny. But people often find jokes that have to do with their lives more funny. That's why your colleagues will be tickled by jokes that are related to your jobs.
In Singapore, jokes that have to do with racial differences are the most welcomed, generally. Such jokes are not told loudly for fear that others would think the joker racist. But it is not racism! Technically it is, but unless you are telling such jokes with the belief that they are not exactly wrong, you are not a racist. One does not have to believe anything about a joke to tell it. And stereotypes are funny, sometimes.
Da meaning of LIFE is in the hands of the living. Let not the dead change what the living is living for.
Confusion is in the eyes of the beholder.
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