Saturday 20 January 2007

Rant 006 / Pacifist vampires keep about 28 women with them for food.

Fuck! There's a fucking place in Austria that's fucking called Fucking! This fucking link here fucking shows that there are several Fucking roads in that fucking place. A fucking look at the fucking satellite view fucking shows a fucking lot of fucking trees and fucking farmlands. A fucking good place to fucking go to for fucking people who fucking appreciate fucking natural beauty. Fuck doesn't seem so tasteful anymore after this paragraph...

Then there's also a village named Petting in Germany, another named Intercourse in the US, and Climax!
For a list of interesting names, click here.

RAWR!

Actually only pacifist vampires who feed an average of once a day keep 28 women.

I believe that (if it doesn't happen to us first) the generation after mine will not live with the same priorities as us. For now, we live in a world where money is THE solution, and our salvation. Its blessings will save us from the tortures of Hell and give us a place next to the heavenly throne where the $ sits. Don't lie to yourself. How much of your life is spent on getting money, or getting a way to get money? More people worship $ than anything else. $ > Earth.

But the next generation will live in a different world. Katrina was only the beginning. There is no turning back now. Hybrid cars do reduce CO2 emissions, but it is not enough. Even the famous (or infamous, depending on which country you're from) Kyoto Protocol will not stop CO2 emissions from increasing. It will delay the inevitable, nothing more. Supporters see it as the first step to saving our environment. Critics say it's a white elephant with catastrophic consequences on the economy. What supporters want is to slow the arrival of Hell on Earth while they find better technologies to boost their efforts. What critics want is to use what we can while we can and find some way to save our asses ( or our kids' asses anyway) at our present efficiency. What I think is it's too late to stop the ice from melting. We will be better off finding a way to survive what is to come. Floods, hurricanes, droughts and the rest will be arriving with a fury never before seen.
Just one very strong hurricane like Katrina can do so much damage to a country. Imagine in 50 years' time, when things like these are becoming common, what the state of the world's economy will be like. Yes, Singapore will likely not be hit by hurricanes and such, but it will not matter all that much by then. And fuck the IRs!
The thing is, radiant heat is absorbed by water at a much faster rate than ice. Ice at the 2 Poles are melting at a dangerous rate. Meaning an increasing surface area of the sea and a decreasing surface area of polar ice. Meaning heat is absorbed at an increasing rate. Meaning the polar ice caps are melting at an increasing rate. And so on. Sucks, doesn't it?
And to reinforce my point of Hell arriving on Earth, this graph here shows that for the past 650,000 years, the CO2 level in the atmosphere has never been as high as it is today. The last highest record wasn't even close to what it is today.
Nobody cares, except those who are directly affected by it. Look at the Alps! They're using enormous "blankets" for their snow-covered peaks already. Already, polar bears have been found dead in the sea. Drowned, to be exact. The generally accepted theory is that these bears were no longer able to find ice after hunting and, therefore, succumbed to exhaustion.
It is time to learn survival techniques against floods, and maybe something about agriculture. You may not be the one to use this knowledge, but someone in the near future will surely find it handy.

For more details on global warming, watch "An Inconvenient Truth", and/or click here.

RAWR! Spelling check is for noobs!

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