HAHAHAHAHA! Ever heard of Fleshlight? Now there's a new toy in town!
It's called the Realtouch. Basically a Fleshlight with motors and heaters. Here are some screenshots:
Look how big it is. Btw notice the symbol on the upper right corner? Yeah, there's a gay version. Instead of feeling like a vagina, the gay version probably feels like an asshole.
Heating element? Near my penis? But I'm not into S&M...
Look! No hands!
And it's USB-compatible!
Holy shit! Former NASA engineer?!
Now we just need to combine this nifty gadget with that woman-like robot that some genius built a while back to create the ultimate sex machine. LOL!
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