Rant 034 / The Collection of Really Easy Recipes For Bananas And Bailey's

When you sin, sin with commitment. Never do it half-heartedly or you will ensure your own failure.

The best lie is the truth. One way this is true is when a lie is believed by everyone but the liar. When everyone believes something to be true, then it becomes a fact. Simple.

Nooo! My bananas will never ripen at this rate! Time to list a few simple banana recipes here to remind myself of how to prepare them. So that I won't have to eat sour bananas anymore.

From http://southernfood.about.com/od/bananarecipes/Banana_Recipes.htm :

An easy recipe for honey baked bananas.

INGREDIENTS:

• 6 bananas
• 2 tablespoons melted butter
• 2 tablespoons lemon juice
• 1/4 cup honey

PREPARATION:

Peel bananas, halve lengthwise and place in a shallow baking dish. Mix together melted butter, lemon juice, and honey. Brush honey mixture on bananas. Bake bananas at 325° for 15 minutes, turning 3 or 4 times.
Honey baked banana recipe serves 6 to 12.
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Banana Milkshake Recipe

Ingredients

2 large banana, chopped

1 cup low-fat milk

cinnamon powder to taste.

Preparation

Blend all the ingredients in a blender until smooth. Pour into a large glass and serve. If desired, chill for 30 minutes to enjoy the Milkshake cold.

Variation

1. Substitute the milk with chocolate milk for yummy chocolate flavour.

2. If you are lactose-intolerant, substitute milk with soy bean milk.

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Bailey's Irish Cream. A ladies drink, it is said. Well, it's good, so I don't care. Since I'm listing recipes here, might as well have a few easy ones for Bailey's.

From http://www.drinksmixer.com/cat/1046/ :

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Bailey's Dream Shake recipe

2 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
2 scoops vanilla ice cream
cream

Blend ingredients for 30 seconds.
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Bailey's Shake #2 recipe

1/2 cl Bailey's® Irish cream
10 cl milk
3/4 dl ice cream

Blend all ingredients together in a blender until smooth.

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Coffee Fantasy recipe

1 1/3 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
1 1/3 oz cold coffee
4 oz milk

Pour all ingredients into a highball glass almost filled with ice cubes. Stir well, and serve.
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Mooing Irish Pepsi recipe

3 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
2 oz Pepsi® cola
2 oz milk

Stir ingredients together in a highball glass almost filled with ice cubes, and serve.
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Tummy Blower recipe

3/5 glass Bailey's® Irish cream
2/5 glass 7-Up® soda

Mix together and drink fast!
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Irish Cream Special recipe

4 oz Bailey's® Irish cream

1 oz milk
10 ice cubes

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Put ice cubes into the bottom of a brandy snifter. Slowly pour bailey's irish cream over ice. Next pour in milk and then stir gently. Add more to taste. For chocoholics add hearshy's chocolate sauce.

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Milkshake Cocktail recipe

1 1/3 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
4 oz milk
1 egg yolk
1 dash lemon juice
1 tsp sugar syrup

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Combine the Bailey's irish cream, milk, egg yolk, lemon juice and sugar syrup in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.
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